my name is emily and im 18. im glad you have aimlessly wandered onto my blog of oddness and i hope it amuses you. My fandoms include; Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Avengers, Lord of the Rings, Arrow, Game of Thrones, Fullmetal Alchemist, and a few others.... so yeah enjoy my strangeness
The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.
Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)
I killed that dance at the end of this.
My awesomest Christmas present this year, a preserved gold-dipped rose. If this isn’t Beauty and the Beast, I don’t know what is.
This is how the parents should react in horror films.
Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars.
when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND.
I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it
i feel like my entire life has been a lie
Full Moon Dates for 2014
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR IN A THING
WHEN YOU DONT RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR UNTIL THE CREDITS
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE BUT DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE VOICE ACTOR
I wish I had a cat as smiley as this one.
Just look at its face d’aawww
IT EYES ITS EYES ITS E YES OMG
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
This has gotten 5,000 times awesomer than last time it came through my dash.
Oh my gods. It got better!